Baby Jesus
The Baby Jesus and The Baby Satan
are fighting over the very soul of
The Lincoln Cult
People Who Are in Cults

Is a group of people who worship Lincoln. Like Elvis-worshippers, members of The Lincoln Cult still believe he is alive and visit Graceland every April 14th and 15th to remember the day he boarded the UFO to escape the assassination attempt.


Stalinist dictatorship.


Communist professors.

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