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Al Franken
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The Kool-Aid Man has earned
the (Senator) Franken COMMUNIST-SOCIALIST-MARXIST SEAL OF APPROVAL
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The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
The Kool-Aid Man
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
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The Kool-Aid Man
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
Austin Powers
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Does The Kool-Aid Man
make you horny, baby?
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The Koolaid man is red. What else is red you ask? COMMUNISM! Born in 1666 B.C. deep in the bowels of hell, the Koolaid man is one pitcher of liquid death that you don't want to mess with. He has been known to barge into people's houses unannounced screaming and forcing young children to drink his "refreshing" liquid. An old pagen legend states that the Kool-Aid Man enters a child's house once a week and feasts on its blood, replenishing it's never-ending source of terror. (Not to be confused with Hillary Clinton's period blood or the blood from Nancy Pelosi's daily baby massacres)







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