The Jew is the avatar-like embodiment of that whole Jewy thing. As a single, eternal Jew, The Jew is responsible for all life's problems.
Known Facts about The Jew
- The Jew killed Jesus
- The Jew controls all the world's money, due to his insatiable greed.
- The Jew complains about everything.
- The Jew started every war. 
- The Jew holds sole responsibility for the false notions of "Evolution" and the Big Bang.
Things The Jew Controls
- All the world's banks
- All the world's synagogues
- Black Helicopter Service, the World's finest secret security agency
- Talent Agencies
- The United Nations
- The World Bank
- International Monetary Fund
- Comedy Central
- New Square
- The New York Times
- ↑ Source: Common Knowledge, with a special thank you to Mel Gibson for the reminder.
- ↑ Thank you again, Mel Gibson.
- Not a Jew