There are two major problems with this,
- first, they're obviously stoned slackers who are probably agents of "The Colbert Report's Lead-in Jewish Program"
- and second, it is every American's patriotic duty to watch The Colbert Report, so they shouldn't be getting credit for doing what every good American does anyway.
How The Authors Described Their StudyEdit
- "This study investigated biased message processing of political satire in The Colbert Report and the influence of political ideology on perceptions of Stephen Colbert."
The Only Worthwhile Comment In The StudyEdit
- "Conservatism also significantly predicted perceptions that Colbert disliked liberalism." This finding is soon to be published in Duh! Magazine and Painfully Obvious Weekly.