Even in todays economy, The Homeless are just like "homeful" people except for that they are lazy, without a place to live, and coincidentally enjoy the great outdoors. The homeless are that way because they want to be. In addition, it is no coincidence that a proportionately high level of homeless people live in areas where there is also a proportionately high level of unemployment. This truth just reflects the laziness of the general population.
Who Are The Homeless?Edit
As previously mentioned, homeless people are generally that way because either, they would rather ___ than live in a house, or because God wants them to be homeless (see: Natural Disaster or Lehman Brothers).
Who Aren't The Homeless?Edit
In America Veterans are one segment of the population that has never been and remains today in no danger whatsoever of ever becoming homeless.
Reasons for HomelessnessnessEdit
Not surprisingly, the main reason for homelessness is also the chief cause for unemployment (and countless number of other societal ills), that's right, laziness.
People do not become homeless from things such as the lack of affordable housing or ________, but rather they do so because they are too lazy to _______, _________, and ________.
Final Solution Of The Homeless QuestionEdit
Perhaps America can solve it's hunger and homeless problems simultaneously. No, I am not talking about gingerbread houses.
While the homeless may be lazy, one trait they do not lack is creativity. Homeless people are legendary for creating unique signs to make homefull people part with their spare change. If only we could find a way to harness this collective creative energy.
Jubs for HomelessEdit
One brilliant republican has found a solution to end the homeless problem, help them run for office as a third party to bring more eccentricity into the ballot!
- Government unveils welfare program to give jobs to homeless
- New York finds final solution to "Homeless" problem
- Hot to enjoy the Hobo lifestyle without being one
- Night of The Living Homeless: Phoenix to stop Homeless Threat
- Welfare Queens demand free homes
- Homeless fails to understand the meaning of bootstraps
- bill for Welfare Queens defeated!
HomelessPatriotic Hero rescues flag from un-american storm!
- Homeless to get free ride to new tropical island:
Death IslandHomeless Island
- The San Francisco Homeless Famine of 2010
- Homeless Welfare Queen propagating the Lazy Charity lifestyle; Bootstraps the only lesson that can curtail this type of behavior.
- Horde of Homeless threatens Real Americans
- Homeless invades city
- Homeless join communist party