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The Hamilton Society
is a Member of the
NAMBLA Family of Associations
Since 1222

The Hamilton Society is a group of idealistic College Republicans who follow, to the letter, the leadership of Alexander Hamilton, the only man with balls enough to challenge the infidelity of Democrat Thomas Jefferson. They are totally not right-wing reactionaries who jump at the Greatest President's every whim.[1]

Original TextEdit

An American Society of Jurist Bears, Legal Scholars and Professors who wants to do away with the Constitution all together (it's so 19th Century). The Holy Bible should be America's constitution. Jesus would agree, Amen. If you think America should return to the days of Back Alley Abortions, Slavery, Jim Crow, Electric Chair in all 50 States, School Prayer and Prohibition, this is the club for you. If disagree, you hate America and are a terrorist; the NSA will be monitoring you, especially if you ever visited a dot gov webtube thingy on The Internets.

Baby Jesus
The Hamilton Society
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Notable Members Edit


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