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Friend, do you feel alone in this world? Are you in need of answers to many of life's questions, but don't want to wade through thousands of years worth of Biblical text? Is reading not "your thing?" Can you not find any spiritual nourishment in the secular cesspool that is The YouTube now that it is so Stephen-deficient? Then hearken to The GodTube!. It's the perfect holy matrimony of conservapedia and The Family Channel.
The GodTube was founded in the year of our Lord, January 2007 as a belated birthday gift to Jesus. The GodTube is a Christian video sharing site in the same vein as The YouTube, with the caveat that its users will not be going to Hell.
Users may upload God-inspired content to The GodTube and may view other God-centric Godtent free of charge*. It is unknown the reaction other "religions" will have once The GodTube inevitably becomes popular. Some suspect these cults may start their own tubes or use The YouTube to subvert the actions of The GodTube, but it is believed this will only hasten the rapture, thus concluding in a win-win situation for everyone involved.
Since GodTube's official launch in August of 2007, it's been the fastest growing site on the internet and has grown at a miraculous rate of 973% due to the shame based traffic of those who view porn and religious content through tubes.
Other God Tubes Edit
- Wikiality, The Truthiness Encyclopedia
- The Colbert Nation
- Comedy Central's only justifiable reason for existence
- IMDb, home to all the information you need about the movies that are destroying America
- The 700 Club
- The Blessed Virgin Mary
Godtastic Videos From The GodTube Edit
- Atheism is shown to be without merit in 65 oddly arousing seconds (He has an accent, it must be true!)
- Anti-Abortion gatherings? Prayer Warriors? Chalk? Sounds like fun!
- Summer Camp, that battlefront for young impressionable souls.
- Beat off the pornographers who have entered into your frineds and family.
- Harrowing new movie trailor about the rising tide of homosinsuality.
- Thank God I have the uncoerced choice of choosing my master. Now I can have adventures with Jesus!
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