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At long last, The Greatest President Ever's glorious policies have been proven the faithful correct!

Hallelujah!

The liberal media clowns have only seen fit to alert America to just one of the crimes Mr. Mohammed has confessed to, but we, Real Americans know he is behind a lot more and confessed to it all!

Using your online contacts and blogging buddies, please post the other crimes to which Mr. Mohammed has confessed while in The Gitmo Confessional!

Crimes Confessed to by...

Khalid Sheikh MohammedEdit

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Khalid Sheikh Mohammed - ever a victim of fashion and style.

  • Mugged that 101-year old lady in New York
  • Told Ann Coulter to call that faggot a faggot
  • Outed Joe Wilson's Wife
  • Hid all those Weapons of Mass Destruction that were definitely in Iraq
  • Designed the Microsoft Zune
  • Murder, assaulting a justice of the peace, raping a virgin of the white race, statuatory rape of a minor of the black race... derailing a train in order to rob the passengers, bank robbery, highway robbery, robbing an unknown number of Post Offices, breaking out of the state prison, using marked cards and loaded dice, promoting prostitution, blackmail, intention of selling fugitive slaves, and counterfeiting. Crimes against places of high authority include burning down the courthouse and sheriff's office in Sonora. The accused is also guilty of cattle rustling, horse thievery, supplying Indians with firearms... misrepresenting himself as a Mexican General, unlawfully drawing salarly and living allowances from the Union Army.
  • Forced Alberto Gonzales to fire 8 9 10 U.S. Attorneys, at gun-point.
  • Funded the international distribution of the movies Spice World, Gigli, An Inconvenient Truth, and anything directed by Michael Moore.
  • Fathered Anna Nicole Smith's daughter.
  • Made The Greatest President Ever choke on a pretzel.
  • Claimed that, "It was I killed the old pawnbroker woman and her sister Lizaveta with an axe and robbed them."
  • Is the Zodiac killer!
  • Is the cause of cancer.
  • Covered up Pat Tillman's friendly fire death.
  • Was one of the tramps behind the fence on the grassy knoll.
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