The Gender Continuum
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

Dr. Colbert showing his copy of "The Gender Continuum"

A title that was never released in America, "The Gender Continuum" is an early book by prolific novelist, Robert Ludlum. has been able to transcribe the novel on this page for everyone to enjoy or at the very least read.

Chapter 1Edit

Jasmine Bourne awoke in a room she had never seen before. The only light came flickering through the grimy window. A rainbow of neon glowed on her glistening thighs.

As her eyes adjusted to the darkness, she recognized some items on the night stand: A half drunk bottle of Rebel Yell Whiskey, a pack of Marlboros next an ashtray overflowing with lipstick stained cigarette butts and a pile of used condoms. Coughing up a huge gob of something strange yet tasting oddly familiar. She cleared her deep throat and lit one of the cigarettes. "Where the hell am I?" she pondered.

Hearing movement in what must be the loo, "Loo? What am I British? This startled Jasmine more than what must be someone in the next room. Checking to see if she had terrible teeth as she jumped to her feet attempting to flee, she tripped over an empty vodka bottle. "Oh shit!" she blurted, falling to the floor. Laying there stunned and realizing she was still as drunk as a lord. "Lord? Dammit, bollocks, I must be bloody British!" she thought, oblivious to the creak of the opening bathroom door...

Chapter 2Edit

Chapter 3Edit

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