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Stage 1: LiberalismEdit
- denying the existence of God
- funding communist enterprises, such as food banks and soup kitchens
Stage 2: BargainingEdit
- rearranging your schedule to watch more TV
Stage 3: DenialEdit
- pretending that Ann Coulter is not beautiful
Stage 4: Acceptance Of Jesus Christ As Your Personal Lord And SaviorEdit
- watching The Colbert Report religiously
- praying during every commercial break
Stage 5: AngerEdit