America's Planet is going to end--it's in The Bible. Some people feel this is a good thing as it means that we will finally be able to come home to sit at the right hand of The Father. However, there are other people think that the world ending is a bad thing. It is not known why those people hate America.
This article will describe every aspect of The End Of The World as we know it and who will feel fine about the whole thing.
Why The World MusEdit
Who Decides The World Must EndEdit
How will the World End?Edit
See main article: Doomsday Scenarios
There are many different theories, all plausible:
- Some say Jesus will be too fed up with bears, terrorists, and communists, and thus drown everyone in a sea of fire.
- Some say Chuck Norris will fight his only rival... himself. The battle will be so intense the world will explode.
- Some say bears will take over, although this is only told by hippies.
What happens after the End of the World?Edit
Signs of the End TimesEdit
- Your neighbor has a pet bear.
- Your president is a bear or has a pet bear.
- Your nation is communist and infested with hippies.
- Your president is clearly foreign o_O
- News of the World closes forever.
Rise of the ColbearEdit
|And behold another beast, a second, like to a bear, and it raised up itself on one side, and it had three ribs in the mouth of it between the teeth of it: and they said thus unto it, Arise, devour much flesh.|
|~ The Holy Bible, Daniel 7:5|
Failed End of World PredictionsEdit
As far as we know, the End of the World has not occurred, but that hasn't prevented ____ from making predictions.