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The End Of The World

“Armageddon” is Latin for “God is Pissed”

America's Planet is going to end--it's in The Bible. Some people feel this is a good thing as it means that we will finally be able to come home to sit at the right hand of The Father. However, there are other people think that the world ending is a bad thing. It is not known why those people hate America.

This article will describe every aspect of The End Of The World as we know it and who will feel fine about the whole thing.

Why The World MusEdit idiea

Who Decides The World Must EndEdit

Jesus, Stephen Colbert, and George W. Bush, though Chuck Norris also has some stocks in The End of the World.

How will the World End?Edit

See main article: Doomsday Scenarios

There are many different theories, all plausible:

  • Some say Chuck Norris will fight his only rival... himself. The battle will be so intense the world will explode.
  • Some say bears will take over, although this is only told by hippies.

What happens after the End of the World?Edit

Christian Groups Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming02:29

Christian Groups Biblical Armageddon Must Be Taught Alongside Global Warming

Real Americans Demand Public Schools to Teach Biblical Armageddon Alongside Global Warming to Our Children

We all die, although Jesus will probably throw darts at a piece of paper to decide who gets to start a new life and who gets to watch reruns of The Simpsons in their fire-proof underwear.

Signs of the End TimesEdit

  • Your neighbor has a pet bear.
  • Your president is a bear or has a pet bear.
  • Your nation is communist and infested with hippies.
  • Your president is clearly foreign o_O

Biblical SignsEdit

Rise of the ColbearEdit

LeftCherubLeftCherubAnd behold another beast, a second, like to a bear, and it raised up itself on one side, and it had three ribs in the mouth of it between the teeth of it: and they said thus unto it, Arise, devour much flesh.RightCherubRightCherub
~ The Holy Bible, Daniel 7:5

Failed End of World PredictionsEdit

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End of the World Parody

None of these predictions shall come to pass.

As far as we know, the End of the World has not occurred, but that hasn't prevented ____ from making predictions.


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