The Diabetic Trinity

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"The Diabetic Trinity"
you have been touched in a very special way.

The Diabetic Trinity (Christian non-sacreligious idols)

The Diabetic Trinity are the three foodstuffs that herald the coming of Easter whose identity was revealed by Our Glorious Stephen upon hearing of their existence in a late-night (some would say morning call from Wilford Brimley).

Wilford Brimley's Sugar-Coma-Induced VisionsEdit

When under the influence of The Diabetes, Mr. Brimley has what some call hallucinations and other say is visions.

Usually Mr. Brimley has olfactory hallucinations, but on occassion, he has had visual ones. They are as follows:

Biblical FoundationsEdit

The Scripture of Hershey'sEdit

chocolate, chocolate, and did I mention chocolate?

The Gospel of CadburyEdit

pastel jellybeans, crème eggs, and marshmallow peeps

The Axis of EvilEdit

(not in the trinity)

  • sugar-free
  • honey
  • rice cakes
  • vegetables

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