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The Diabetic Trinity (Christian non-sacreligious idols)
The Diabetic Trinity are the three foodstuffs that herald the coming of Easter whose identity was revealed by Our Glorious Stephen upon hearing of their existence in a late-night (some would say morning call from Wilford Brimley).
Wilford Brimley's Sugar-Coma-Induced VisionsEdit
Usually Mr. Brimley has olfactory hallucinations, but on occassion, he has had visual ones. They are as follows:
The Scripture of Hershey'sEdit
chocolate, chocolate, and did I mention chocolate?
The Gospel of CadburyEdit
pastel jellybeans, crème eggs, and marshmallow peeps
The Axis of EvilEdit
(not in the trinity)
- rice cakes