The monkeys working on
"The Dark Arts"
are currently throwing feces at each other. They will return shortly.
The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
The Dark Arts
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

The Dark Arts is a general term for a number of different practices, all of which serve to glorify the Prince of Darkness. The Dark Arts are often, but not always, practiced by members of Liberal Interest Groups. Sometimes, a Dark Arts practitioner is the "lone bear" type, working his[1] evil Satan-loving spells on unsuspecting passersby at the Starbucks, making them spill their hot, hot coffee on their new Chinos. These truly are the worst of the worst of the Baby Satan's minions.

History of "The Dark Arts" Edit

Link Between "The Dark Arts" and Anti-American Sentiments Edit

See also: Salem Witch Trials, Arthur Miller

Specific "The Dark Arts" Art FormsEdit

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  1. sometimes "her," but they tend to travel more in packs

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