The Cure

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The Cure
makes satanic music
which are lullabies to the Baby Satan

The Cure is a band of limey crybabies who sing annoying dirges for the balls-challenged. We'd go on about the sheer depth of their wussiness, but they'd probably starting crying and cutting themselves.

On the plus side, however, they present the best known prevention for STDs — it's an all-but-certainty that everyone at a Cure concert, the Cure included, is going home alone.

If you don't stop making fun of
"The Cure"
he's going to start cutting himself!
The Cure
has bad teeth and a funny accent because it is British.

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