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Nancy Pelosi
makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?
Al Franken
Nancy Pelosi has earned
Osama bin Lisa
Mahmoud Ahmedi-Nancy Pelosi-nejad is a terrorist.
The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Nancy Pelosi
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!
Nancy Pelosi
is one happenin' Jewish cat!
Shalom, baby!
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"In your face, Pelosi!"
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~ Stephen Colbert
The Colbert Report December 13, 2006

Just another day in the office…

Write a note to the Speaker!


Nancy decisively loses the blink-off.

Nancy Pelosi (Satan's Handmaiden) is the United States' House of Representatives Minority Leader and, unfortunately since 2006, Speaker of the House. BUT NOT ANYMORE!!!!!! THANK GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She represents the bluest spot on the U.S. map, California's 8th District, The Fightin' 8th! She hates America and He-Man. Nancy is Satan's Handmaiden and vows to hurt the The Baby Jesus as soon as possible.


Nancy without her wig.

Nancy, like all liberals, is gay. She supports the Homosexuals' attack on marriage and has a deep resentment towards men like Stephen Colbert, because, unlike him, she has never been asked to speak at Harvard to the newly elected congress.

"I want to kill babies while I have same-sex relations with Hilary Clintonon a burning American Flag while I'm taking away your guns and praising my lords Satan and Jimmy Carter because I hate America and believe in communism like all hollywood and i am also better than you." -Nancy Pelosi

Satan's Handmaiden's "Leadership"Edit

Nancy Pelosi Freedom Factoids Edit


Nancy Pelosi in her true form without the designer clothes and makeup.

  • Unnamed sources have confirmed she has a morbid fascination that involves touching herself with Stalin, Hillary Clinton, and other evil liberal commies.
  • Nancy hurts The Baby Jesus.

Yesterday the devil sat there, and it still smells of sulfur to this day.

  • Recent sources have confirmed that Victor Fleming's wizard of OZ character the wicked witch of the west was based off a premonition the writer had of Nancy Pelosi
  • Nancy hurts Dennis Hastert and that makes The Baby Jesus cry.
  • Nancy hates America.
  • Nancy hates Better Know a District - a series that helps America's voters - and this obviously makes God cry.
  • Nancy doesn't support our Greatest President Ever, George W. Bush, which is a sin and she will burn in hell.
  • Nancy was voted the Number one reason why men in San Francisco are homosexuals.
  • Nancy hates all Republicans, and supports NAMBLA and Nazis.
  • Nancy thinks that Rush Limbaugh is the man who flicked her off on the Washington Highway, when in fact it was a very drunk Michael Moore and the demon who lives in his belly.
  • Nancy Pelosi is a woman, yet lacks lady balls, also known as Thatchers.
  • Nancy hates the all-knowing Stephen Tyrone Colbert and all things associated with him.
  • Nancy blinks morse code to the ghosts of Stalin, Lenin, Hitler, and FDR, while on television, especially during State of the Union addresses.
  • Nancy insisted that she have the largest spacecraft available for her entourage to make every gay orgy between Washington and California.
  • Nancy was caught making out with Mahmoud Ahmadinejad during her trip to the Middle East. You can see it on Youtube.
  • Her allergy to victory causes excessive blinking.
  • Ellen Burstyn studied her mannerisms to portray her role in A Requiem for a Dream.
  • Her breast "milk" consists of molten lava enfused with the Ebola virus.
  • Nancy Pelosi is not awesome says local Alabamian
  • Nancy Pelosi's tears cause cancer.
  • Nancy Pelosi doesn't give live birth she hatches eggs.
  • Nancy Pelosi likes to eat babies and use them as her life force.
  • She fucked Hitler when she was 83 and got pregnant... damn, she's old

The 2010 Election:Edit


Fuck our asses, faggot! Wait... NOT REALLY!!!

See AlsoEdit

External TubesEdit

Nancy Pelosi
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 8th" district of the state of Cauliflower
Despite what you may have heard
Nancy Pelosi
Is totally not lesbionic!

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