The Colmandos
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The Colmandos are Stephen Colbert's crack team of commandos. At a moment's notice, Stephen can dispatch them anywhere in the world that he deems appropriate.

Team MembersEdit

  • specialties: cable jockey, explosives expert
  • specialties: stage manager, expendable decoy
  • specialties: singer/songwriter, raw muscle, brute animal magnetism, kind of looks like a bird


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