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The Colbert Report Zero Tolerance Policy, as outlined on the July 17, 2006 edition of The Colbert Report, is designed to prevent employee theft of office supplies.
Each office item, including printed paper, is tagged with an RFID chip.
Admittedly, this can occasionally result in a paper jam. Hey, if you want security, you have to sacrifice some freedoms. And printers.