The Colbert Report Zero Tolerance Policy
is just one of the many gifts the Dr. Stephen T. Colbert, D.F.A.
has bestowed upon all of humankind. Thank you Dr. Colbert, thank you.


Security at The Report is tighter than Soledad O'Brien's multiculturally perfect butt.

The Colbert Report Zero Tolerance Policy, as outlined on the July 17, 2006 edition of The Colbert Report, is designed to prevent employee theft of office supplies.

Each office item, including printed paper, is tagged with an RFID chip.

Admittedly, this can occasionally result in a paper jam. Hey, if you want security, you have to sacrifice some freedoms. And printers.

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