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  • My Jalalabad
"I check in on the war in Afghanistan! I can't wait to see how it's fixed itself while I haven't been paying attention!"
  • No Buy List
"Then, who's on my naughty list!? Hint: it's just the phone book with my name crossed out! I'm kidding; I'm not in the phone book!"
  • Pay Grade
"And my guest Ronald Frier is an economist who studies whether cash incentives inspire students to improve their grades! I'll say yes if he pays me!"

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I'm back from Thanksgiving break!
Now, you have something to be thankful for!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
December 1, 2008 The Colbert Report


  • spirit of Thanksgiving
    • soundtrack the #1 album on iTunes
  • He'd like to thank, but cannot
    • it is #16 despite reviews
  • There's something new in every viewing
  • sunglasses display mannequin, Kanye West
  • Stephen will use "courier" when his name is etched into the moon
  • West is not the voice of a generation or a decade
  • Stephen is, followed by
    • Obama girl
    • free credit report band
    • crocs & Kanye tied
  • Operation Humble Kanye Dec 3rd 5pm EST
    • buy Dr. Colbert's album


  • Obama announced his National Security team
    • they don't know anything about Nat'l Sec
      • only one wore a fake mustache
  • Obama is calling for more troops in Afghanistan
    • third most troubled "stan"
  • has never been conquered since Alexander the Great (Stephen says 1947)
  • playing polo with a headless goat carcass
  • Hamid Karzai's iron fist also wears a funny hat
  • make heroin uncool
    • get Al Roker hooked on smack
      • gastric bypass in a syringe
  • 1,000 splendid suns is greedy
  • encourages patient
    • Americans don't do patience
    • no drive thru window
  • gave Axel Rose 17 years
  • Afghanistan
    • Sunny Town
    • Lafghanistan
  • his schtick is to not wear ties to interviews
    • unlike many of his countrymen


  • better watch out, better not cry,
  • Tip Of The Hat, Wag Of The Finger
    • All-war Christmas Edition
      • not all, but all he's pulling out
  • wag-- National Toy Hall of Fame
    • inducted the "the stick"
    • all natural, the perfect price
  • free is not the perfect price
  • Stephen is so angry, he wants to poke him in the eye, not with a stick, but a replica light saber
  • Otter Nonsense
  • wag-- Barbie
    • eco-line of Barbie green accessories
  • conservation goes against everything Barbie stands for if she could stand
  • wag-- Order of St. Nick Greeting Cards
    • created cards for atheists
  • evolution line ending in Santa Claus
  • Darwin in Santa outfit
  • you cannot take the "Christ" out of "Christmas"
    • like taking Christ out of Crystal Light


  • Roland Fryer
  • economist studying to find out if cash incentives improve student's grades, which means we can look forward to seeing Secretary of Education, Alex Trebek
  • studies facts and statistics
  • studies all universes
  • blacks are the worst performing students in America's school systems
    • Stephen is not the first person to call him a racist
  • achievement gap is biggest civil rights concern
  • he watches a lot of TV, but not The Colbert Report
  • the interview ended
  • looking at Chicago
    • an "A" can get $50/class every 5 weeks
    • this turned Stephen black
  • he offered Dr. Colbert some money if he asks good questions
  • second year in NY
    • first year in Chicago and D.C.
  • as a professor nothing more than theory can be expected
  • Professor Fryer did not award Dr. Colbert for his brilliant questions, but Stephen was able to use the who's fastest market to determine that he had indeed earned it



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