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Production InfoEdit

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Date:
August 27, 2008
Season:
Season4
Episode:
439
Production code:
4108
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The Check-InEdit

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IntroEdit

Tonight
  • Give 'Em Hil
"Hillary Clinton declares her strong belief in Barack Obama! I hear there's already Oscar buzz!"
  • it's The Stupid Economy
"Then, the Democrats say the economy is doing poorly! It's gotten so bad, they're all forced to share the same talking points!"
  • Huckabee Hound
"And, my guest Mike Huckabee now works for Fox News! I can't wait to see how he looks as a buxom blonde!"


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Hey Democrats, I'm getting a little nervous you haven't invited me to talk at your convention yet! Jokes over, guys!
This is
The Colbert Report!
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~ Stephen Colbert
August 27, 2008 The Colbert Report


Denver, Colorado, the City Where Stephen Is!Edit

  • Dr. Colbert reports live from Denver
    • Rockies, lines, mansions, the word Dynasty
    • John Forsythe
      • harem of rich beautiful women
  • the altitude is getting to him
    • maybe cut out the drinking
  • to counter the Dem's "green convention", Dr. Colbert
    • cooking for 24 hours

Huge ScandalEdit

  • the real Sasha Obama did not say good night to her father on the second night of the convention
    • same hideous Beijing girl from the Olympics

Feel Good StoryEdit

  • wether Hillary supporters will tear him limb-from-limb or devour him whole
  • back up scandal: Ed Rendell as a tranny
  • Bill Clinton mouthed "I love you" to California's John Chiang (?)

Hillary's SpeechEdit

  • future of the party: Hillary spoke of a boy who would go on to become the nation's greatest anecdotes
  • can tell Bush and McCain apart
    • only one of them still wants to be president
  • Stephen always turns to Bill Kristol
  • called Michelle's speech: generic
  • also called Hillary's speech: generic

Democrats Talk About EconomyEdit

  • Dems said America is on a "liquid leash"
    • Brit Hume told it like it is
      • America is not like Belarus


InterviewEdit

  • Mike Huckabee
    • former republican candidate for president and now works for FOX News; that's how they stay fair and balanced!
  • Huck turned down Stephen's invitation to speak
  • he thanked Stephen for The Bump
  • called Michelle Obama "phenomenal"
  • thought Hillary did a good job
    • Huck knew Obama wasn't going to pick Hillary
  • Huck said Biden is vanilla
    • but never said Obama was chocolate
  • doesn't consider himself a pundit
  • we should make the constitution what it really reflects in our values
    • it should be changed to better reflect Christianity
  • euphamism of choice
    • new
    • untested
    • celebrity

EpilogueEdit

GalleryEdit

Motherload VideosEdit

External TubesEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit

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