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July 14, 2008
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The Check-InEdit

Dr. Colbert fished, snorkled, surfed on his vacation, whereas His Jew Friend had diarrhea.

He also previewed his show, with a rhyme:

When you're sliding into home and your pants begin to foam...


  • Nothing For Money
"The cost of living keeps going up! Although, death is surprising affordable!"
  • Barack of Ages
"Then, I try to find Barack Obama a new church! Hopefully one where they make you take a vow of not running for President!"
  • Trav-Esty
"And, my guest, Dan Esty says environmental awareness is good for business! He must be talking about wind power, because that idea BLOWS!"

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~ Stephen Colbert
July 14, 2008 The Colbert Report

America is in deep doo-doo!Edit

  • Dr. Colbert started his show downing a can of Bud!
  • Annheiser-Busche, makers of Budweiser sold itself to a company in Belgium (the only country that makes Denmark feel good about themselves)
  • has to take a drink every time he says "Nation"
  • Belgian waffle-humpers bottle their beer by having the little boy statue pee in each and every one of them

Cost of LivingEdit

  • people are losing their homes
  • gas prices are up
  • Stephen doesn't have the new iPhone!

Dr. Colbert Looks For A Church For ObamaEdit


  • Daniel Esty
    • professor of environmental shit at Yale
    • book Green To Gold
  • believes the answer to our problems is innovation, Dr. Colbert feels it's invading Iraq


  • Dr. Colbert concludes by saying "Nation" one final time for the evening


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