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  • Arch Enemies
"America no longer has the tallest building, but could our planned Mexican border wall, be the world's longest building!?"
  • Dissed Robes
"Then the Supreme Court, for their final rulings they all showed up in the same outfit! How embarrassing!"
  • Mic'd Tyson
"And my guest, Neil DeGrasse Tyson is the host of a new science series on PBS! We'll see how long he goes before he asks me for a pledge!"

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What do I want!? My own show! When do I want it!? NOW!
This is
The Colbert Report!
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~ Stephen Colbert
June 25, 2008 The Colbert Report

Gas Price SolutionEdit

  • John McCain's solution for $4/gallon gas
    • Stephen doesn't travel anywhere that isn't downhill
  • Make McCain Exciting Challenge
    • McCain's fans are like Elvis fans: they believe he might still be alive
    • boldly going where no man has gone before
    • strikes a pose with Madonna

Sad NewsEdit

  • plans architectural improvements to the Studio
    • water park
  • a goose will not lay a golden egg no matter how much Goldschalger you make it drink
  • skylines are a sign of prosperity
  • to bear the brunt of Dr. Colbert's rage
  • Paul Goldberger, architecture critic for the New York Times

Judge, Jury & ExecutionerEdit


  • Neil DeGrasse Tyson
    • frequent guest and astrophysicist
  • historic, first five-peat!
    • officially a BFF (Best Friend Physicist)
  • Stephen doesn't see the color of matter
    • doesn't see dark matter


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