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Production InfoEdit

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Previous Episode
Date:
June 12, 2008
Season:
Season4
Episode:
409
Production code:
4078
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Next Episode

The Check-InEdit

Dr. Colbert promotes his the awesomeness of his upcoming program!

IntroEdit

Tonight
  • Seminole Idea
"Are Native American's needs being met this election!? If not, would they settle for some lovely beads!?"
  • Vertigrow
"And my guest, Dickson Despommier, thinks the answer to our food crisis might be high-rise farms! It would sure make cow-tipping a lot more exciting!"


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Tony Awards, it's not too late to revise your list of nominees! Kapow! (a single dramatic be-Wrist-braceleted jazz-hand descends before his face)
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
June 12, 2008 The Colbert Report


SummertimeEdit

  • Dr. Colbert would do anything for a Klondike Bar
    • but that's not enough for some people
  • Archeologists Find Oldest Church!
    • proof that cavemen were Christians
  • John McCain's Candidacy!
    • Democrats cannot stop him
    • hope he is sidetracked by Murder She Wrote marathon
    • rhetorical style: tired mayonnaise

Make McCain Exciting Challenge!Edit

  • colbertnation.com
  • Stephen Colbert's Make McCain Exciting Challenge
    • first submission: put McCain in a rave
    • another submission put him in a NASCAR race, going in circles awaiting a fiery crash
    • another showed exactly how old McCain really is

Native AmericansEdit

  • they're greedy
    • so many mascots
  • they act like they own the place
    • Chippewa have 70 words for pander
  • Obama gives Crow Indian name
  • they want more
  • gave Stephen a flag of her nation and 24 bucks
  • honorearth.com
  • supports Obama
  • gave Colbert an unofficial Indian name
  • went to Harvard, making her an oppressed elitist

We The MEdiatorEdit

  • Clint Eastwood v Spike Lee
  • Clint wins


InterviewEdit

  • hydroponics
  • phallic farms

EpilogueEdit

  • Stick around for the rerun, Dr. Colbert has thought of more questions for the guest and he's really going to nail him next time!

GalleryEdit

Motherload VideosEdit

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