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Production InfoEdit

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Previous Episode
Date:
June 10, 2008
Season:
Season4
Episode:
407
Production code:
4076
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Next Episode

IntroEdit

Tonight
  • Snob Story
"Is Barack Obama an elitist!? Well, he does wanna join a club with only 43 members!"
  • Ice To Have Known You
"Then, I take a look at the future of the Arctic! And its top ten beaches!"
  • Who's Zooing Who?
"And, my guest, Alan Rabinowitz, wants to save endangered cats! I know one cat that's gonna be endangered if it doesn't stop peeing on my bed!"


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I'm Stephen Colbert, the most trusted name in the name of my show!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
June 10, 2008 The Colbert Report


FadsEdit

Audience gets a 9.5 for their cheering

  • Stephen spent many months begging Apple for a free iPhone
  • Apple releases a new iPhone
    • cheaper
    • faster
    • HUGE!

Spider Web of HopeEdit

  • cute little bump seen by the blogosphere
    • Hezbollah-style Fist jabbing!
  • The Rorschach Test
  • Stephen has seen the bump everywhere
    • Howie Mandel shaved off his turban
  • Wonder Twins
    • Islamo-fascist
  • Stephen's Patriotic Hand Gesture
    • Tickling The Rocks

General ElectionEdit

  • Polls show Obama up on McCain
  • Obama doesn't fit in at Applebee's Salad Bar
    • they don't have one yet
  • Obama eats at Chili's, what a snob
      • using napkin, fork, knife
      • sipping drinks with foreign name
      • reading a book


Smokin' PoleEdit

  • Manfred Claus, Santa's murdered rival
  • battle for the pole continues
    • 5 nations may allow UN to decide
  • Hockey Night in Canada may abandon theme music!
    • Stephen will use it to do American things like punch beavers in the face!

InterviewEdit

Alan Rabinowitz

  • zoologist fighting to save endangered species, make them less delicious
  • book Life in the Valley of Death: The Fight to Save Tigers in a Land of Guns, Gold, and Greed
  • he stuttered as a child
  • tried to make Stephen cry
    • closest any guest has ever gotten to make Stephen cry
  • talks to dictators
  • extinction is part of the circle of life
  • considered ending his life as dinner for a big cat

EpilogueEdit

Jimmy returned from the break while Dr. Colbert was testing a felt-tipped pen.

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