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Production InfoEdit

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Date:
June 5, 2008
Season:
Season4
Episode:
405
Production code:
4074
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IntroEdit

Tonight
  • Mr. Colbert's Opus
"I give advice to college graduates! Or at least that's my excuse for showing up at frat parties!"
  • Athletic Reporter
"Plus, I take a look at the wide world of sports! Thanks to steroids, it's gotten a lot wider!"
  • Pat The Pundit
"Then, my guest, Pat Buchanan, has a new book! It will accidentally be purchased by thousands of elderly Jews!"


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I regret that I have but one life to give!
I WANT MORE LIVES!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
June 5, 2008 The Colbert Report


Nation Was Riveted to TVEdit

  • The Andromeda Strain
    • left-wing anti-government scare movies
  • Dr. Colbert was mentioned!
  • official, Stephen is Number One even during fictional movies
  • how does the virus effect Wilf Blitzer's beard?
  • does Tucker get his show back?

Commencement SeasonEdit

  • Seton Hall-Tony Snow
  • Yale- Tony Blair
  • Princeton- Stephen Colbert!!!1!
    • elites wanted Stephen for advice how to run their lives
  • Addressing the class of 2008 everywhere, the last class to graduate with George W. Bush as president
  • Tonight's Word: Oh, The Places You'll Stay

Sport ReportEdit

  • unlike most athletes, Stephen doesn't need HGH to give him a big head
  • America lost dominance in Timber Sports
  • America's best hope: Mike Forrester


InterviewEdit

  • Pat Buchanan
    • one of the fathers of shout TV, thanks dad!
  • book: Unnecessary War
    • the title might anger his strongest constituency, elderly Jews
  • Churchill is Bush's hero
  • implying Bush makes mistakes
  • coming war with Iran is necessary, because war in Iraq isn't polling well

EpilogueEdit

Folks, that's it for The Report, good night.

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