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Production InfoEdit

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Previous Episode
Date:
May 28, 2008
Season:
Season4
Episode:
400
Production code:
4069
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Next Episode

IntroEdit

Tonight
  • Seventh Inning Kvetch
"Little League baseball players are under attack! And not just by the rival team's fathers!"
  • Sickening When Wet
"Plus, is there something in our water!? I mean besides all that "agua" all those Mexicans smuggled in!"
  • Claire In Present Danger
"Plus, my guest, Missouri senator, Claire McCaskill is supporting Barack Obama! Well, you'll never inspire young women now, U.S. Senator, Claire McCaskill!"


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Tonight's show is brought to you by
the number One and the letter Me!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
May 28, 2008 The Colbert Report


SEGMENT1Edit

  • Fleet Week
    • yell "Hot damn!" to every sailor you see
    • "Warm dang!" is also acceptable
  • Mars lander
    • water means there might be microbes
      • tiny martian molecular creatures that have been trapped beneath the surface

Stephen Cannot Stand KidsEdit

Cheating DeathEdit

Brought to you by Prescott Pharmaceuticals, makers of the only artificial heart that also plays BluRay DVDs

  • Hydrating
  • Pet Health
  • Plastic Surgery


InterviewEdit

EpilogueEdit

  • for those burning the midnight oil: it's time to switch to electricity!

GalleryEdit

Motherload VideosEdit

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