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Production InfoEdit

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Date:
May 7, 2008
Season:
Season4
Episode:
393
Production code:
4062
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IntroEdit

Tonight
  • List and Shout
"Who!? Who is on the terrorist watch list!? And, why does the terrorist watch list know so many terrorists!? Better put that list on the list!"
  • Primary Schooled
"Then, more analysis of the primaries! How many damn states do we have anyway!?"
  • Tech Johnson
"Plus, my guest, George Johnson has written a book about the ten most beautiful experiments! I'll conduct a beautiful experiment on how a guest responds to 6 minutes of sustained shouting!"


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You know what they say, when in Rome, get into a plane back to America!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
May 7, 2008 The Colbert Report


America's Greatest Terrorist List Ever!Edit

  • wants to record His Mob for his alarm clock
    • went to drug store to stock up on Nair
    • radio City Music Hall is holding audtitions for the Rockettes
      • Stephen is too tall
      • knows all too well what it's like to lose a dance comeptition
  • Stephen Colbert's Shockettes
  • Khadaffi's Seductive Secret Service
  • Bush only has one elite body guard

Successful tool

  • watch list
    • up to 755,000 names
    • target number: everyone
  • terrorist huggers are trying to get Nelson Mandella's name off the list
  • African National Congress
    • decalred a terrorist group
    • Dems too
  • Condoleezza says it's embarrassing
    • she may be on the list
    • she knew Bin Laden is on the list and did nothing
  • Hassan Elahi
  • may have been on the TSA watch list
  • surveils himself
  • trackingtransience.net

InterviewEdit

  • George Johnson
    • not a doctor
    • Masters in Journalism
  • book The 10 Most Beautiful Experiments

EpilogueEdit

  • that's it for The Report everybody, good night.

GalleryEdit

Motherload VideosEdit

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