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Production InfoEdit

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Previous Episode
Date:
May 5, 2008
Season:
Season4
Episode:
391
Production code:
4060
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The Check-InEdit

Dr. Colbert questions his Jew Friend's pushing this "us" idea.

Dr. Colbert bravely renounced Stewart as his pastor.

Stewart admitted to being Jewish, which is a bad thing for a pastor to be, with all this Gefilte this, and meshugena that.

IntroEdit

Tonight
  • Petroleum Sell-y
"Two candidates propose a gas tax holiday! And it goes over like an unleaded balloon!"
  • Best In Show
"Plus, I name an Alpha Dog of the Week! In a dramatic twist, I hump his leg!"
  • Iron Man
"And my guest, Carl Hiaasen, has written a book about returning to golf! Please applaud appropriately!"


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Happy Cinco de Mayo! Remember, tomorrow is a great day to buy a used piñata!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
May 5, 2008 The Colbert Report


Before Starting The ShowEdit

  • Dr. Colbert shredded the latest issue of Time magazine
  • Others in front of Dr. Colbert
    • #1 Donkey Kong inventor
    • #2 Rain
  • Dr. Colbert challenged Rain to a dance off
    • final Lincoln-Douglas debate was a disco-off

Gas PricesEdit

  • if you don't have a personal relationship with a Saudi Sheik
  • demands a novel, yet practical solution
  • The Word: Free Gas!


Perks That Only Stephen GetsEdit

  • saw a preview of "Speed Racer"
  • "Speed racer II: Under The Car"
    • two hours of the car repeatedly backing over Rain

Alpha Dog of The WeekEdit

  • anonymous Tennessee 911 operator
    • he had the stones to fall asleep during a 911 call
  • after awarding this hero, Stephen gave him something to help him fall asleep:
    • HELP! I'M BEING ATTACKED!

InterviewEdit

EpilogueEdit

  • Dr. Colbert thanked his guest Carl Hiaasen and his non-guest Rain for not showing up for the dance-off

LATER THAT NIGHT

  • after the mob had left, and Stephen was engaged in his nightly task of fixing the TelePrompTer with a crescent wrench, when suddenly Rain appeared in the midst
  • they danced freestyle
  • they danced on side-by-side Dance Dance Revolutions
  • Stephen was unable to keep up and Rain left just as mysteriously as he arrived.
  • Juan has a hose, which he uses to sprinkle Stephen with a light spray. On purpose

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