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  • Silver Screed
"The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book!"
  • Blow, Blow, Blow Your Vote
"Then, I examine what makes a presidential candidate electable! Aside from having the middle initial W!"
  • Kicked To The 'Burb
"And my guest is author, James Kunstler, who writes about the dark future of suburbia! That's right, they can run out of Cinnabons!"

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I started my Kentucky Derby party early! I'm full of Juelp and I've got a gun!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
May 1, 2008 The Colbert Report

Dr. Colbert Goes Through His MailEdit

  • Stephen will be going to Crawford, Texas on May 10th
    • assumes he's going
    • haven't got the invitation
    • made his own Save the Date card
  • Important to be at your own wedding
    • no one likes "I do" over a speaker phone
    • do not release dogs directly under the ceiling fan
  • Stephen's Toast to the lucky couple

Let's Go Out At The MovieEdit

  • and get morally corrupted!
  • movie trailers
    • Stephen doesn't

Democratic PrimaryEdit


  • James Kunstler
  • wrote a novel about a world without oil
    • a novel because it would never happen in real life
  • book World Made By Hand


Transcripts are available by sending a self-addressed stamped envelope to yourself with a lot of paper in it so you can write down everything Stephen says.


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