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  • License & Denomination
"Florida offers Christian license plates! They'll look great with your shroud of Turin mud flaps!"
  • Iransacked
"And I take a look at the latest U.S. weapon against Iran! Sadly, it's not an army of knife-wielding ninja monkeys!"
  • Grace Under Fire
"Plus, I sit down with Anne Lamott, who's written a book about quiet, patient faith! I'll scream at her until she cracks!"

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How do you get to Carnegie Hall?! Limo, limo, limo!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
April 29, 2008 The Colbert Report

Reverend Jeremiah WrightEdit

  • ruining this country
    • made America talk about race
  • excluded Chinese marching bands
  • Obama broke with his pastor
    • is the Wright controversy behind Obama?
      • the media doesn't think so

Jokes About John McCain's AgeEdit

  • the only thing older than a McCain Is Old joke, is McCain
  • McCain is superstitious
    • throw a hat on the bed/Woolly mammoth make you dead
  • Dr. Colbert reveals a banner that reads "McCain '08: The Luck Stops Here"
  • opened umbrella indoors
  • walked under a ladder
  • black cat walked by him
    • Blackie, Dr. Colbert's black cat
  • broke a mirror

Putin Is LuckyEdit

Tip of the Hat, Wag of the FingerEdit

teaching people the difference between right and wrong

  • Tip to Mattel: finding the weapon that will destroy Iraq: Barbie
  • Wag to Lasik
  • Wag to Cuddle Party!




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