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April 7, 2008
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The Check-InEdit

A satellite problem prevented the Heroes from seeing Dr. Colbert school His Jewish Friend.


  • Ops Ed
"I'll explore the government's top secret black ops program. Tomorrow, I'll be broadcasting from a Syrian prison."
  • Donkey Business
"Then, the Democratic Party still in turmoil: No one can agree on the best way to lose the election."
  • "Body" Slam
"And I sit down with former Minnesota governor Jesse Ventura. If he's here, who's protecting us from the Iron Sheik?"

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Remember the Eighties? then you're not part of my demographic!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
April 7, 2008 The Colbert Report

Charlton HestonEdit

  • started the show by landing a marlin and poured water on the wheel so it wouldn't overheat.
  • America lost one of its greatest Heroes, Charlton Heston
    • like Ronald Reagan, if Reagan had been an actor
    • Heston's acting secret? VOLUME
    • No film was needed to capture his performances. Just hold up a film canister and his acting would sear itsef right onto the film.
  • played a food critic from a distant future in Soylent Green
  • Ted Turner expects us to be cannibals
    • Stephen should have known when his ex-wife to nibble on his ear
  • Stephen wants to invite the following to dinner...
    • Tim Russert
    • Karl Rove
  • A-1 Sauce makes a nice sunscreen

Cloak and DaggerEdit

  • writes all his memos in invisible ink
  • Black Budget
  • Trevor Paglen=Agent Plover
    • I Could Tell You But Then You Would Have To Be Destroyed By Me
      • found many patches for secret military projects no one is supposed to know about

Peabody Award Winning LookEdit



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That's it for the show everybody. Tune in tomorrow when my guest host will be me. I'm so grateful I could fill in on such short notice. I really need to take some time off after that interview with Jesse Ventura.
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~ Stephen Colbert


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