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April 3, 2008
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  • Olympics Torched
"Should we boycott the Olympics in China? But when else will we get a chance to pole vault over the Great Wall?"
  • Alpha Squad Heaven
"Then, I bring you the next chapter of my Tek Jansen animated adventures! Spoiler Alert! It's awesome!"
  • Clay Achin'
"And my guest, Clay Shirky has written a book on the organizational power of the internet! It's true; now you can watch porn alphabetically!"

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It's not a recession, it's a correction! Correction: it's a recession!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
April 3, 2008 The Colbert Report

Another Peabody For Stephen!Edit

  • recognized for courageous coverage with a Peabody
    • could be shinier
  • no one runs for president alone
    • except maybe Mike Gravel
    • Doritos is the first fried snack
    • Cheetos was on the short list for a 2005 Penn award
  • Stephen got Nacho Cheese Lung from Doritos
  • Stephen wants the hero to download stickers from and distribute them
    • Disodium guanalate (sp)

Beijing OlympicsEdit

  • lead
  • mercury
  • unidentified solvent

Alpha Squad 7Edit

  • Tek has been rejected by the 20 publisher
  • Commander Joanna Valentine
  • Roxy Babylon
  • Abraxxia killed Roxy
  • unnamed Alpha Squad Grief Counselor (Abraxxia in disguise with axe!)


  • Clay Shirky
  • wrote a book about the internetses, Here Comes Everybody


  • If you do something else besides what Stephen suggested, go to and post it!
  • Alpha Squad 7 theme encore sung by Jason Baker, editor for The Colbert Report


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