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  • Summer of All Fears
"My advice on traveling this summer! Hint 1: you'll save a lot of money by not tipping!"
  • Autocratic for the People
"And I'll sit down with the band, R.E.M., known for hit songs like Losing My Religion! Well, tonight, they're gettin' it back whether they like it or not!"

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I don't need a GPS System to find the truth, but I'd like a free GPS System!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
April 2, 2008 The Colbert Report

Faxes and AwardsEdit

  • Welcome Jesus! t-shirt
  • Stephen receive an Award Fax Machine
    • from the University of Georgia, (the Peabody people)
      • The Colbert Report is the recipient of a 2007 Peabody Award
      • by overnight mail (The Big Time!)
  • Peabody, the Turduken of Awards
  • An Oscar wrapped in an Emmy inside a Pulitzer
    • his previous one has a smudge shaped in the word "The Daily Show with John Stewart", which doesn't come off despite rigorous buffing

Duck Fashion ShowEdit

  • pieces are on sale, if you don't have cash, you can put it on your bill
  • quackers

Threat DownEdit

  • Summer Travel Edition
  • American Airlines dropped its end of the bargain
  • Threat #5: Pussies (FAA inspectors)
  • Threat #4: Nipples!
    • men don't need them
      • Stephen's were removed in high school in several Purple Nurplectomies
    • fine line between nipple ring and detonation ring for a boob grenade
  • Threat #3: Pilots! (not the Co-pilot
  • Threat #2: Birds!
    • Threat/Wag: Sir Dick
    • Get Stephen's plane back up!
  • Threat #1: Limey Baggage Handlers!
    • When Stephen travels to England, he only uses
      • umbrella
      • flying car
      • wardrobe
  • Stephen found in stray luggage, marked "Cecil Pims Nigelshire":
    • Bowler Hat
    • Cup of Tea
    • John Oliver


  • a rock band that put college radio on the map, making it easier for corporate radio to find it and kill it, R.E.M.
    • MIke MIlls
    • Peter Buck
    • Michael Stipe

Performed Supernatural Superserious


  • thanked
    • John Oliver
    • Mr. Peabody and his boy Sherman
    • R.E.M.


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