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March 13, 2008
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  • Who Is That Mosqued Man?
"Is Barack Obama a Muslim? I examine the facts and come up with a "yes" anyway!"
  • Speak Queasy
"Then, how to bring excitement back into America's bars! If only there was some sort of drink that could loosen people's inhibitions..."
  • Uncool And The Gang
"Then, my guest, Sudhir Venkatesh has written a book called Gang Leader For A Day! Let's see if he understands this gang sign!"

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Hey Burger King!
Isn't it time you named an heir?
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
March 13, 2008 The Colbert Report

Who Can Stephen Trust?Edit

  • Dr. Colbert feels he may be coming down with something (restless lung syndrome)
    • his medicine, Airborne, may not have any effect on germs
    • how can we trust teachers when their medicine doesn't work?
    • spells cat with a "kh"
  • Science wants to debunk amulets
    • but since wearing his, Stephen hasn't been attacked by a Manticore (!)

Fight For Dem CandidacyEdit

  • John Adams Ugly
    • Paul Giamatti shouldn't be flattered he is playing him in that movie
  • they are failing like the Democratic party
  • celebrating the implosion of the American left, with his new segment, Democralypse Now

America's BarsEdit


Stephen's gang colors: red, white and blue


Stephen welcomes back the heroes, and reminds those who are just joining him: TOO LATE!


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