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February 26, 2008
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The Check-InEdit

Dr. Colbert graciously congratulates His Jewish Friend on his funniness hosting the Oscars. recommending that he do it more often.


  • Politics of Smear
"Barack Obama is caught up in an embarrassing photo scandal! Apparently, he posed naked as Marilyn Monroe in New York Magazine!"
  • I'd Like To Spank The Academy!
"Then, who went home with Oscar Gold?! Not the statue, the infamous Hollywood gigolo!"
  • Roots Revival!
"And my guest, Henry Louis Gates, Jr., traces the lineage of prominent African-Americans! But, when I suggest keeping tabs on black people, they call me a racist!"

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Hey Obama, try plagiarizing this:
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
February 26, 2008 The Colbert Report

A Sad Day For AmericaEdit

  • Barack Obama is a terrorist
    • unless he is a waiter at a Middle Eastern restaurant
    • or an extra Disney Aladin on ice
    • teenagers TP'd him

His middle name is "Hussein"

  • is a terrorist, lacks the ability to fight terrorists

  • Matt Drudge in a costume of a 1940's gumshoe
  • Clinton is the Washington Generals of politics
    • lost 11 in a row
  • Kitchen Sink Strategy
  • Obama steals other people's words
    • will regret it
    • maybe not now,
    • Stephen is mad as hell and he's not going to take it anymore
    • nobody puts baby in a corner
    • he is no Jack Kennedy
    • wouldn't he like to be a Pepper too?
    • where's the beef
    • Shazam!

New York Times' Smear ArticleEdit



Henry Louis Gates, Jr.

  • professor
  • author
  • hosts a PBS show


Instead of counting sheep, try counting Joe Bidens!


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