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  • Who Framed Roger Clemens?
"Roger Clemens testifies before Congress about whether he uses human growth hormone! Then, he crushes Congress with his bare hands!"
  • I Sunk Your Destroyer!
"Then, the people who are destroying America will feel my wrath! Unfortunately, my wrath is very comfy!"
  • The Secret of Nimoy!
"And my guest, Leonard Nimoy, has a new book of nude photography! But I swear, I'm only interviewing him for the articles!"

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Hey, Cupid!
Put on some damn pants! No one wants to see baby bits!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
February 14, 2008 The Colbert Report

The Day's News, With BallsEdit

The answer is yes; Stephen will be your Valentine!

  • manufactured holiday to get you to buy candy, flowers and cards

Who's Riding My Coattails Now?Edit

  • German GQ and Oliver Pocher, the German Stephen Colbert

Baseball BrouhahaEdit

  • Stephen is so angry (due to roid rage)
  • Roger Clemens is not a vegan, nor does he know what one is, but he would be willing to inject some into his ass
  • Box of Medical Waste
    • John Stewart wears a pee-bag
    • Rob Corddry has Stephen wax him
  • John Feinstein
    • author of "Living On The Black"
    • claims Clemens is guilty and he wouldn't make it into the regular Hall of Fame, but maybe a Hall of Fame For Roiders

Pursuing HappinessEdit


Leonard Nimoy

  • a book of photographs of large women (The Full Body Project)


Before saying goodnight, Dr. Colbert plays a quick game of charades. (Answer: The Beverly Hillbillies)


Motherload VideosEdit

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