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The Check-InEdit

Dr. Colbert had a "Strike Beard" and was shredding scripts, or as he called it "cleaning up documents". Dr. Colbert was shocked at how prepared his Jewish Friend seemed and threatened to turn him in to the proper Guild authorities. As Dr. Colbert put away his shredder, it tore off his "Strike Beard".



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This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
January 7, 2008 The Colbert Report

Standing OvationEdit


The Seating Of The HeroesEdit

Showbiz TalkEdit

Jimmy is to blame for words not being in Dr. Colbert's TelePrompTer. Jimmy tried to say Dr. Colbert's words are the responsibility of the guys on the fourth floor with the opium bongs, who play Guitar Hero all day.

Reminiscing About Dr. Colbert's Run For America's PresidencyEdit

First show following the Iowa caucus: Mike Huckabee won!

If Huckabee won, Dr. Colbert is the real winner (The Colbert Bump three-time bumpage)

Dr. Colbert gained 110 pounds over the Holiday season with the help of marzipan.

Huckabee has a populist message.

Dr. Colbert can stop Barack Hussein Obama.

Obama challenged Stephen to a Grit Off, and refused to meet with Dr. Colbert on The Colbert Report, but would meet with Mahmoud Amedine-WritersGuildOfAmerica-ejad.

Dr. Colbert has always been anti-labor and anti-union.

The WordEdit

In true fashion, Colbert says he is anti-union, but relies on the Union to give him The Word.

Democrat Debate ThemeEdit


Andrew Sullivan

  • has convinced himself of yet another idea
    • may have something to do with his gayness
  • cares about what the world thinks
  • has a focus group made up of potential terrorists
  • may not be a Republican anymore


  • Richard Freeman
    • wrote a book, but doesn't belong to a union hiimself
  • came on to explain why unions are good
    • chicken and egg thing


Motherload VideosEdit

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