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Production InfoEdit

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Date:
October 17, 2007
Season:
Season3
Episode:
326
Production code:
3133
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The Check-InEdit

Dr. Colbert's Jew friend discuss The Colbert Candidacy through rhythmic gesturing worthy of Theodora Duncan.

IntroEdit

Tonight
  • Nail To The Chief
"Questions arise about my presidential campaign: Great Candidate? Or The Greatest Candidate?!"
  • Look Back In Danger
"Plus, it's the anniversary of The Threat Down! I bought you some rubber pants!"
  • Chess Pain
"And my guest is Chess Grand Master, Garry Kasparov! Finally someone else who sees the world in black and white!
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You might wanna add water, because this show is concentrated truth!
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
October 17, 2007 The Colbert Report


Presidential CandidacyEdit

VPutinMAhmadinejad

PaperworkEdit


  • fee!?
    • $25,000
    • $10,000 late fee
    • Doritos Nacho Cheese
  • Name as it will appear on the ballot:
    • Mitt Giuliani
  • Democrat
    • four sheets of paper
    • message from Carole Fowler with phone number
    • correct pen
      • pink feather
  • fee
    • $2,500 or
    • submit a petition from 3,000
      • Bible
      • Gun
      • hollowed-out Bible with a gun in it
  • Name as it will appear on the ballot:
    • Hillary Clobama

The Anniversary of The Threat DownEdit

  • Third: Toys!
    • rock and roll themes
  • Second Most Frequent Threat? Robots!
    • having sex with robots
  • The Number One Threat To America: Bears!
  • commercial breaks fix everything!

InterviewEdit

EpilogueEdit

The blender finally worked, and Dr. Colbert enjoyed his Berenstein Bears Smoothie, which, like revenge was sweet. And pulpy.

GalleryEdit

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