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The Check-InEdit

Stephen did not use the Check-In to plug his book, "I Am America (And So Can You!)" he used it to plug The Good Book.


  • Extra! Leak Alll About It!
"The New York Times reveals another National Security secret! But, it's Tuesday, so it's an easy one!"
  • Pin The Pin On The Donkey
"Then, questions about Barack Obama's patriotism threaten to overshadow questions about Barack Obama's blackness! "
  • Love In The Time Of Colbert. Ahhhh.
"And, my book is finally out! Tony Bennett..."

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The following anger has been formatted to fit your television screen.
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
October 9, 2007 The Colbert Report

I Am America (And So Can You!)Edit

  • bookstores stayed open until their closing hours!
    • Times Square book stores
    • Al's Books in Portland, Oregon discounted Dr. Colbert's book, and now owe him 8 bucks

Speaking of Injustice...Edit

  • Honors for Reagan Disparity
    • the number of honors he deserves vs. the number of honors he has been given
    • Granada
    • not on Mt. Rushmore
  • Other Presidents have been honored:
    • Gerald Ford had a car company named after him
    • Jimmer Carter had a children's underpant company named after him
    • Clinton got Grimace
  • Reagan should be given a coin: a new dime
    • U.S. Mint is in the pocket of Big Polio
  • New Designs for Lincoln Penny, featuring Reagan

Another Torture MemoEdit

Black History MonthEdit


I Am America (And So Can You!)Edit

  • tragedy on Daily Show
  • did not write the book, shouted it into a recorder over the Columbus Day weekend
    • juicer
  • Biggest Problem Facing America Today
    • rhymes with "homosexuals"
  • Good Morning America
    • Diane Sawyer is a foxy lady
    • might run for president
  • cut off his mike


Most of the ink used in the printing of I Am America (And So Can You!) is lead-free.

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