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Production InfoEdit

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Date:
September 25, 2007
Season:
Season3
Episode:
313
Production code:
3120
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IntroEdit

Tonight
  • Tongue Tied
"Half the world's languages are going extinct. I tell them: 'good riddance' and 'adios'."
  • Rudy Britannia
"Plus, Rudy Giuliani goes to England. Alright, who's gonna tell him it's not a primary state?"
  • Grisham for the Mill
"Plus, author John Grisham stops by to talk about his new book, Playing for Pizza. I don't want to ruin it for anyone, but it ends with the line, 'Thats-a spicey-a meat-a-ball!'"


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It's the thought that counts, and so far, I'm up to zero.
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
September 25, 2007 The Colbert Report


Some Begrudging PraiseEdit

  • fair and balanced ads to counter "MoveOn.org Betrayus Ad"

Don't Fuck This Up AmericaEdit

  • TelePrompTer malfunction
    • Giuliani one of the four or five best known Americans around the world
    • Rudy beat out Dustin Hoffman for the role of "Tootsie"
      • Top Five Best Known:
        • Don't Tase Me Dude
        • Leave Britney Alone Guy
        • Hilarious Goalie Guy
        • Rudy
        • Dog on Skateboard
      • Thatcher changed Europe
        • so did Napolean
        • and Hitler

Languages DisappearingEdit

Tip of the Hat, Wag of the FingerEdit

TIP

  • Muslim Hipsters
    • The USA Today

TIP

  • Palm Beach County
    • Middle of the Gender Continuum

TIP

  • FDA
    • ban from European countries that had cases of Mad Cow diseases


InterviewEdit

EpilogueEdit

  • Stephen's hair will be longer tomorrow

GalleryEdit

This is an abbreviated gallery. For the full gallery, click here

Motherload VideosEdit

Windows-media-icon Windows MediaEdit

External LinksEdit

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Reviews and CommentsEdit

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