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  • Election Disorder
"California considers changes to their electoral system, they're gonna limit it to six porn stars per election."
  • Meet Your Difference Maker
"Then, I profile one of America's unsung heroes. Sorry, sung heroes, you've already had your praise."
  • Dead Guest Talking
"And my guest, Susan Sarandon is in a new movie that takes a harsh look at the Iraq war. I give it two thumbs up (with thumbs in the form of a cross) BE GONE DEVIL MOVIE!"

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I have had it up to here (raises hand to chin) and also down to there (lowers hand above eyebrows), but in between, I'm good (hands frame face).
This is
The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
September 18, 2007 The Colbert Report

Days of RepentenceEdit

  • 1-888-OOPS-JEW
  • thousands of repentant Jews called Stephen over the weekend
  • Jewish Emmy Voter who did not vote for Stephen
  • Tony Bennett?
    • supported family of 16
    • fought in WW2
    • Liberated Concentration Camp
    • Civil Rights Pioneer
    • Living Legend
  • Barry Manilow visited from beyond the grave after being bumped from "The View"
    • John Stewart called to make an Emmy playdate with his and Barry's Emmys

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Flags For PatriotismEdit



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Dr. Colbert explains why he has to leave at exactly midnight.

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