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The Check-InEdit

Stephen discusses presenting the award for Best Shemale In A Comedy Series during this weekend's Emmy Awards with his Jew friend.


  • Are You There, God? It's Me, Mother Teresa.
"It turns out Mother Teresa doubted the existence of God. Boy did she have a bad career counselor."
  • Winged Victory
"Plus, this is my last show before the Emmys. If I win, my last show ever; I'm gonna start shouting in films."
  • Green Ed and Ham
"Then, my guest Ed Begley, Jr. has a show that tells you how to live green. Here's a great way to conserve electricity: don't watch his show."

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The opinions expressed in this broadcast do not reflect the opinions of Comedy Central, MTV Networks or the Viacom Corporation because they're all cowards! This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
September 13, 2007 The Colbert Report


  • Stephen is up for more awards
    • 3 emmys
    • 2 peabodys
    • Doctorate from Knox College
    • Hawaiian Punch Can Opener
    • Bridges
    • Eagles
    • ice creams
    • Junior Hockey League Mascot
  • Manilow Flashbacks
  • Tony Bennett (real name Anthony Dominick Benedetto)

Mother TeresaEdit

  • no airport bathrooms
  • 1/3 of her life (50 years) not sensing the spirit of God in her life
  • God exists because he bowls making thunder

Wrist WatchEdit



Presidential candidates might include Stephen (his face belongs on money) but he cannot throw his hat into the ring, all his hats are very expensive. He is, however looking for a sign.

A strange man gave Stephen a great new letter opener.


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