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Date: August 15, 2007 Season:
Episode: 299 Production code: 3106
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If anyone asks you where I was between 11:30 and 12,
I was right here. This is
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~ Stephen Colbert
August 15, 2007 The Colbert Report


  • Quoted Doris Grau from Eddie Murphy's "Distinguished Gentleman"[1]
    • can tell 3/4 of a Jewish joke
    • 3/4 of a circumcision, 75% more painful than you can imagine
    • Lechaim!
  • Hate Groups

Monkey On The LamEdit

  • Oliver, capuchin monkey
    • picked at his lock at the Tupelo Zoo
    • cannot do one recurring monkey segment

Alberto GonzalesEdit



Dr. Colbert's doctor told him he had to wear an animal protective cone to prevent him from chewing on his wrist cast.

On the plus side, it makes it easier for him to take his pills.


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