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Production InfoEdit

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Date: August 13, 2007 Season:
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Episode: 297 Production code: 3104
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IntroEdit

Tonight
  • Rove Over
"Which is my camera?.."
  • John Eat-Words
"..where [Inaudible] ... where is my cam ... which is ... where are my pills?"
  • Nutrition Impossible
"WHICH IS MY CAMERA -- AND WHERE ARE MY PILLS!?"


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Do we have to do this right now? This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
August 13, 2007 The Colbert Report


Wrist WatchEdit

  • Dr. Colbert ran out of pills
    • over Malaysian Counter pills
    • " LAST NIGHT I RAN OUT AND THE PHARMACY WAS CLOSED AND THEY WOULDN'T OPEN UP NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I KNOCKED ON THE WINDOW WITH LAWN FURNITURE AND IT'S NO BIG DEAL"
    • "OH, NO. NOT EVEN DUST. THAT'S RIGHT. I CASHED THE BOTTLE ON FRIDAY WHEN I WASHED IT WATER AND MADE PILL JUICE. I CAN GO FOR PILL WATER RIGHT NOW."
    • hallucinations
    • saw Karl Rove resignation on TV
  • The Math
    • "I see/hear numbers"
    • five is angry

The WørdEdit

All Animal Threat DownEdit

5. Bats

    • guano is spanish for honey
    • elevator Braille is dangerous
    • Dr. Colbert is fluent in "bat"

4. Monkeys

    • plague of diapered monkeys
    • new feature: Monkey On The Lam
      • caught him
        • great graphics

3. Karl Rove (not an animal)

2. Marmosets

1. Panda Bears

    • sexually suspicious
    • (guys name)
    • inconspicuous sexual characteristics
      • insult grizzle say he's hung like a panda
    • Tranny Panda?

InterviewEdit

EpilogueEdit

AmeriCone Dream is a great way to cool off this summer, and it's delicious with salt.

GalleryEdit

This is an abbreviated gallery, for the full gallery, click here

Motherload VideosEdit

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