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Date: August 8, 2007 Season:
Episode: 295 Production code: 3102
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  • The F&U 500
"What's causing Wall Street's roller coaster ride and how tall do you have to be to panic?"
  • Chinese Check In
"Then, the Chinese economy is on the rise, and you can tell because their toothpaste contains a finer grade of anti-freeze."
  • Tina Fray
"And my guest, Tina Brown, has written a book about Princess Diana. Finally, something for people who want Diana-related merchandise."

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This show is gonna knock your socks off, and I am not responsible for their replacement value. This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
August 8, 2007 The Colbert Report

Life-changing Traumatic InjuryEdit

Stock MarketEdit

Bears & BallsEdit

  • invest in China
    • Beijing Olympics (will contain some poisons)
    • advised athletes to delay their arrival due to polluted air
  • Chinese symbol for inorganic non-combustible particulate matter is also the symbol for great marketing opportunity
  • Bootlegging
    • Unauthorized Harry Potter titles
  • keep money invested in America



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