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||Date: July 26, 2007||Season:||Episode: 289||Production code: 3096||
~ Stephen Colbert
July 26, 2007 The Colbert Report
News From North DakotaEdit
- Big foam hand USA is in fact #1
- Stephen loves his mob
- Stephen broke his wrist
- How Did Stephen Break His Wrist?
- his watch was put under the cast
- North Dakotans want to grow hemp
- Aaron Houston
- Hemp expert
- Doritos (dipped in marshmallow Fluff!)
- believe America is unclean
- Nepal's primary industry is carrying
- they think they're too good for rectangles
- they have no Pledge of Allegiance
Dr. Colbert checks the time remaining with the watch on his extra arm to confirm it is time to say goodbye.