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Date: July 24, 2007 Season:
Episode: 287 Production code: 3094
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The Check-InEdit

Stephen uses animal sounds to tell his Jew friend the latest headlines. Apparently they had to do it four times because someone kept messing up.



  • Zoodetenland
"A scandal in the German zoo system. I think it involves invading Poland's zoo."
  • Sinematography
"Then, the summer blockbuster season draws to a close, but remember; your local church also has air conditioning."
  • Romero is Burning
"Plus, I sit down with executive director of the ACLU Anthony Romero. I'll detain him indefinitely in my studio."

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Congratulations, Drew Carey. CBS, remember to spay and neuter your host. This is The Colbert Report.
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~ Stephen Colbert
July 24, 2007 The Colbert Report

Secrecy and Anal ProbesEdit

Minimum WageEdit


  • endangered species without internets access
  • Yangtze River Dolphins
  • elephants
  • loggerhead turtles

The WørdEdit

Movies That Are Destroying AmericaEdit

  • 10,000 BC
  • Bratz
  • I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry




Motherload VideosEdit

Windows-media-icon (Windows Media) Edit

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