Dr. Colbert was gracious and attempted to uncharacteristically make a joke of the entire faux pas.
However, this affront will not stand with The Heroes. Please post what you imagine Dr. Colbert actually smells like if you have never been in his presence, or what he really does smell like if you've had the honor of having smelled him in person.
The full list will be forwarded to Ms. Spellings to let her know America doesn't need a secretary telling us what television hosts smell like.
What Dr. Colbert Smells LikeEdit
- South Carolina Peaches
- apple pie
- hot dogs
- specifically Bud Lite with Lime™
- Jane Fonda
- New Car
- Formula 401k
- "One Red Hot Slab of Smoking Man Meat"
- God permitted procreation sex
- Stephen Colbert's Scorn™
- Fresh doughnuts
- Aqua Velva™
- Brut - By Fabergé
- FFS, or AftaSex™