The Colbert Cheese-Torte

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Stephen's gift to Bill Gates which will be given to his Foundation because he ran away from Stephen's Jew friend.

Contains clotted cheese, clotted butter, and something called "clot".

Cornholists are forbidden from eating Colbert Cheese-Torte until their cornholer, the blessed and worshipful Stephen Colbert, decrees otherwise. After all, cornholists should usually have their mouths full.

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