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The Cola Wars

  • Years Waged: July 1, 2005, July 1, 2006, July 3, 2006
  • Geographic Region: America!
  • Winner: Patriots
  • Loser: Stupid commies
Participants
Colbert Nation
The Corporatist Party
Commies not drinking pop
Deciders
George W. Bush Adolf Hitler
Weapons
Coke Homemade Tea
Casualties
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The Cola Wars was a chance to stop commies from taking over the world via Peaceful means. Commies wouldn't drink AmericanCoke® so we killed them like all good patriotic American Colbert Nationalists. Don't notice the contradiction that is being a nationalist for two countries.

It was fascists vs. good American Heroes and America won!

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