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The Cola Wars
| Colbert Nation|
The Corporatist Party
|Commies not drinking pop|
|George W. Bush||Adolf Hitler|
The Cola Wars was a chance to stop commies from taking over the world via Peaceful means. Commies wouldn't drink American™ Coke® so we killed them like all good patriotic American Colbert Nationalists. Don't notice the contradiction that is being a nationalist for two countries.