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Michael
The Clenis,
when you touch yourself you make The Baby Jesus sad!
Keep your hands where we can see them!

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W A R N I N G ! ! !
The Clenis
is for mature eagles only!
Careful, it is hot.
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The Clenis in all its glory

"The Clenis™" was once believed to be a mythical god-like figure, until the scientists pointed their telescope toward God's Heavens and saw it for the very first time.

The name is a contraction of "Bill Clinton" and "Penis", as it is believed that Bill Clinton's penis is an all-powerful entity. In 1970 he used it to sexually satisfy every woman in Arkansas, and therefore won election as governor in a landslide.









Origin of The Clenis™Edit

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The Clenis™ as seen by astronomers.

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Astronomers claim these are The Clenis' balls.

All the way back to the dawn of time, 6,000 years ago, man has been cursed with bad luck. Whenever he was ready to kill and eat a bear something bad would happen and his caveman wife was homeless looking after their 10 kids.

Not knowing what else to do, Man had accepted his fate. Then, one day, after Jesus' 33rd birthday, man was given the gift of faith and no longer saw his misfortune as random or arbitrary, but as a direct result of displeasing The Father Who Lives In The Clouds.

But was it really Satan behind all mankind's troubles?

The DiscoveryEdit

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According to eyewitness reports, The Clenis™ curves slightly to the right.

It was first seen by Communists in 1995, but its effects have been felt for the entire 6,000 years of man's existence on America's Planet.

It was then scientists realized that this was one of the "pillars of creation" and decided it was appropriate to place all blame on it for all mankind's misfortunes.









The Damage Done By The Clenis™Edit

Throughout history, The Clenis™ has been behind many of the tragedies that have befallen civilization. Whatever evil has existed, it is the fault of The Clenis™. Here is only a partial list:

Biblical TimesEdit

  • The separation of the continents
  • The extinction of the dinosaurs
  • The sphinx's nose falling off
  • The black plague
  • STD's
  • The breaks in the Great Wall of China
  • Colbear
  • the schism of the One True Korea into 2 Koreas: North Korea and South Korea
  • the schism of the One True Carolina into 2 Carolinas: South Carolina and that other one

Modern-dayEdit

The Clenis in the NewsEdit


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